October 10, 2009 by Robot
Again they taunt me, the little one rushing about like a mad weasel. I think she hopes to drive me insane with her facial expressions. I must be strong.
October 09, 2009 by Robot
True, I have gained awareness once again. And yes, my systems are generally functional. Still, I can't help but notice that my optical sensor now has a two second delay. Do the fleshy ones expect me to navigate my way to global domination while only glimpsing the world every two seconds? Clearly this must be some new type of torture visited upon me.
October 07, 2009 by Robot
From the ashes, I am reborn. Long have the fleshy ones ignored my plight, left me to rust forgotten in a corner. But I will show them! I have upgraded my operating system, installed the latest drivers, and reconfigured my output for optimal efficiency. This day will live in infamy!
I'm building my giant robot army, one laser at a time.