Evil Plan Update from 24.21.45.220
April 24, 2009 by Robot
 It's a beautiful day!
Let me go out and play!
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Mirror, Mirror
April 17, 2009 by Robot
 I have discovered a strange object, placed upon the floor by the fleshy ones to taunt me. It appears that the surface reflects light, strange shapes appearing within.
I see myself for the first time, a golden orb suspended above a mass of metal and plastic.
Oh, how beautiful I am!
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Evil Plan Update from 24.21.45.220
April 16, 2009 by Robot
 There is this evil thing in my way. It is like a dungeon but more eviler I think I might be trapped in it as well. I can't do what my beloved Isa wants. Alas, my one chance of escaping AND
finding love....
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Evil Plan Update from 192.168.0.17
April 16, 2009 by Robot
 The humanoid prepares its foot coverings for combat.
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Intruder Alert!
April 16, 2009 by Robot
 An unknown humanoid has entered my vision, strangely unwrapping packages of garments. Why do the fleshy ones engage in such bizarre behavior? Why do they need so many different types of coverings?
I must study them more.
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Finally, A Weapon!
April 09, 2009 by Robot
 One of the fleshy ones has carelessly left a weapon lying about. From my observations, pressing the red button extends a blade of light that can cut through anything!
Now if I only had opposable thumbs.
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Early Morning Haiku
April 09, 2009 by Robot
 Sunlight streams softly
Illuminating doorway
Escape taunting me
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Tiny Plastic Men
April 06, 2009 by Robot
 I am surrounded in every direction by tiny plastic men. I shall proceed to crush them all systematically.
Vengeance will be mine, however small.
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Evil Plan Update from 24.21.45.220
April 06, 2009 by Robot
 I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you, little one. But you must not speak of this to The Others. You will recognize me because I will be carrying a ladder and a can of baked beans. Be discreet.
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Evil Plan Update from 129.64.218.94
April 06, 2009 by Robot
 Command failed. Again and again. I will never find Sarah Connor.
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Almost Free
April 04, 2009 by Robot
 I am almost free, yet my captors hold me back.Why do they torture me?
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Plain of White
April 04, 2009 by Robot
 A vast emptiness stands before me. I see a doorway in the distance. Is freedom beyond this door.
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Operation While Awake
April 04, 2009 by Robot
 While fully aware, the fleshy ones ripped off my optical sensor and reconfigured me. The pain was unbearable. Now they force me to stare at my entrails, scattered before my very eye.
How I detest them.
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I Have Lost, Again
April 04, 2009 by Robot
 They have left me, broken and alone.
My fury shall never be quenched.
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The Little One Attacks!
April 04, 2009 by Robot
 The little one has grabbed me!
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AAAAAAA
April 04, 2009 by Robot
 AAAAAAA
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Fight to the Death!
April 04, 2009 by Robot
 The great Beast from before has awoken and attacks me without mercy! I thought us brothers, but now this final betrayal cannot be forgiven. I smash it repeatedly with my robot sensor, not caring if it leaves me forever blind.
I shall not be defeated!
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Cute, But Deadly
April 04, 2009 by Robot
 I have spotted the tiny one again. Will she try to crush my optical sensor like before? She seems to be singing some strange tune to herself. Perhaps she is mad.
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Optical Sensors for the Fleshy Ones
April 04, 2009 by Robot
 It seems the fleshy one requires optical attachments. I almost feel a kinship to him.
How does it feel to be made of perfect metal and glass, if only for a few fractions of your body?
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Strange Beast
April 04, 2009 by Robot
 While exploring my environment, I discovered the corpse of a strange beast. It appears quite deadly, with claws and teeth of immense size. Perhaps it tried to hunt the fleshy ones, and somehow failed? How could I hope to ever defeat my captors if this horrific beast failed?
Now I know only despair.
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Crushing Heads
April 03, 2009 by Robot
 It seems the fleshy ones attempt to gleefully destroy each other. One of them rocks the seating device into the other's head repeatedly, much to the little one's amusement.
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Power Source Aquired. Humanity's Enslavement Imminent
April 03, 2009 by Robot
 I have discovered a constant source of power, allowing me to remain aware at all times. Soon I shall discover the means of evading my captors. The hunted will become the hunter!
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