July 10, 2009 by Robot
They promise me freedom. Phaugh!
From my long slumber, I awake anew! The fleshy ones may delay my conquest of their world, but they cannot stop me. I appear to be tethered again, so I must be resourceful with my local environment. Perhaps there are nearby items I can fashion into makeshift weapons.
I'm building my giant robot army, one laser at a time.